Friday, May 27, 2011

Kardashian Rad Ringz Coming Soon!



We loved our Kardashian Glam Pack Sillybandz so much, we decided to design some fun Rad Ringz! How fab are these? We’ll keep you updated on the release date… Bible. lol.

Question and Answer.

You guys asked me questions, now it's time for me to answer them! Here we go!

Question: was wondering what you would do if Massey some day told you he wanted to learn more about his Armenian heritage and later on possibly learn the language would you encourage him?
Answer: I would most definitely encourage him to learn about it I am so proud of my heritage and I don't think there's anything wrong with him knowing about what he is and where his family came from.

Question: how to do find time in your busy schedule as a mommy and a business woman to keep in shape? 
Answer: I include Mason in my workouts. Whenever I go for a run or walk, I take Mason with me in the stroller. Somedays I wake up before Mason does so I can run too.
Question: How young is too young to get married? & seriously how soon is too soon to get married? I am 21 going on 22 I'm in a relationship with my bf that's 15 older than me... We've been together for about a year & by the begging of next year we will be engaged... my questions is how soon is too soon?? Specially with that age difference? When I look at him age is nothing but a number but everyone around me tells me is too much of an age difference & that later on I will realize it.. pretend I am your sister what would be your advice to me... lol, sorry this msg is way too long. 
Answer: I don't think it depends on your age as to whether your too young/old to get married. It depends on whether YOU are ready or not to get married and take on the responsibilities that come with marriage. When you get married, you make sacrifices and you have to be prepared for this sacrifies. The fact that he's 15 years older shouldn't really determine much. If he's had a lot of marriages before, then i'd start to be concerned. If he's been married multiple times before and they never seemed to work than this one probably won't either because their is obviously something fishy going on with him. Follow your heart darling. You know him best and just make sure that you truly love this man.
Question: How is Kendall & Kylie doing? :)
Answer: They're doing great. Having a great time modeling.
Question: Do u feel complete now that u have Scott and mason or do u still feel like somethings missing?
Answer: Don't get me wrong, I love my life especially with Scott and Mason but I believe everyone gets the feeling that somethings missing no matter what you already have in your life. I get the feeling every once in awhile but I can never figure out that missing piece but I don't let it frustrate me. I'm happy with where I am right now and don't fret the small things.

Question: Have you ever thought about opening a store in London x 
Answer: Okay, not to sound rude but I answer questions like these ALL the time and it starts to get annoying. People always ask where the next Dash will be and the answer is always the same, either Atlanta or Boston HOWEVER, We need to expand Dash Miami first before we even think about opening another Dash. So for everyone asking this question about if we'll open a Dash in their area, the answer is no as of right now.
Question: I have a question what do you feel about girls wanting to get boob jobs at a young age like 19
Answer: I got my breasts done when I was in college and I was ashamed of it for years. You're really going to have to prepare yourself for it because people will notice a difference and it is life changing.

Question: Do you plan are giving Mason a lil. brother or sister in the near future? 
Answer: I would love to someday but we'll see.

Question: U mentioned that U breastfed Mason for 15 months. Wow... That is amazing! I think I adore n like U more now :) I'm a breastfeed mom for 4 months old girl. And it really takes a lot of my time n tie me up. How do U manage ur time bet Breastfeeding, Mason, Dash, photoshoot and a lot of ur other activities?
Answer: Mason is almost always with me when I go to work, filming, photoshoots, Dash, ect. I also have hired help who help take care of Mason when I have things I need to get done without him. Mason is included in a lot of my activities. I can't stand being away from him.

Question: How Many Children Do You Have ? Cause I See You Were Talking About Mason And A Baby Girl , And Mason's Not A Baby Girl :) ♡ 
Answer: I only have one child. Idk where I was talking about a baby girl so I think you misunderstood something.
Question: Being a celebrity, do y'all get to go to stores and shop alone like a regular person or do y'all always have to have a body guard? 
Answer: We go alone to a lot of places. 

Question: Is this the real kourtney?
Answer: I've answered this a thousand and one times now, Yes!

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Happy Birthday Scott!

Happy birthday to the love of my life! I am so happy to celebrate you turning 28! I love you madly and am so proud of the man you have become!
Check him out in all his motorcross gear… hot dadio!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Congratulations Kim and Kris!

My little sister Kim is finally engaged! The princess has found her prince. We've had to keep this secret for a week now. He proposed on the 18th and we had a celebration dinner for them that night at my moms house. I never knew I could keep such a big happy secret quiet for so long. I can't wait to be apart of another wedding and hopefully I won't be pregnant for this one! haha.  Kim, I'm so happy for you though. Seeing you so happy brings joy to my life and I wish you two a life full of happiness together and plenty of cute little Humphries :) Congratulations. Love you both.

ALSO....
More secrets that are out...
WE'RE PUBLISHING A NOVEL!
I am excited to announce that Kim, Khloe and I are publishing our first novel with William Morrow and we want you to name it for us!!
This is something we have been working on a while, but had to keep secret, so I’m so thrilled we can finally tell you guys. The story is based on our lives and our family but then we’ve also dreamed up a lot of extra crazy story lines (as if our lives weren’t crazy enough already!) I know you guys are going to love it!
One lucky fan will get to name the novel… so what do you think we should name it? Leave a comment and let me know what you think!

Bye dolls!
<3 Kourtney

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Someone's Drinking A Little Too Much Haterade!

Khloe, Kim and I had yet ANOTHER photoshoot today. It went smoothly. Soon after it ended, Kim left for another photoshoot for Teen Vogue. Two photoshoots in one day?!?! She's crazy! Here's a picture of us in our robes at the photoshoot.
Also, if any of you want to be the first to receive information on Kardashian Kollection be sure to go to the following web address.
It will be in Sears in August of this year. Can't wait for you guys to see it.

But I'm not writing this blog to talk about my day, We have some bigger issues that I'm going to vent about involving two girls, Cara and Rachael.
Ever since Scott added these girls on facebook they have been insulting him. Saying he's creepy, nasty, abusive, ect. Guess what ladies, YOU DON'T KNOW HIM. You watched our show what, maybe three times and thought you had Scott all figured out? You're retarded if you think that's the case. You're pathetic people whose only goal in life is to bring other people down. I can make your life hell if you keep it up, you no go piece of scum. I sent one girl a private message bitching her out and then she posted her reply on my wall.. Like wtf, it was a PRIVATE message for a reason you idiotic loser. She had to go and make a mountain out of an ant hill. 
Scott wasted no time in calling them every name in the book including the word "cunt". Which usually, I'd holler at him for even thinking that word but honestly, that's just what these woman are... They are cunts. And I don't care if you're friends with them because if you are, you need new friends. The ones you have are gonna fuck you over someday.

And another thing, if you think I'm fake please get out of my life. Why would I write a blog with personal pictures and stories if I wasn't who I said I am? That'd be really creepy. I'm sick of people wasting my time just to hear them say "I don't think you're Kourtney" Well gee, delete me then and go talk to one of my posers. 

I'm getting sick of all the drama however I'm not going to let stupid people walk all over me anymore. 
Scott is a great guy. And most of you just keep saying, You have no need to explain yourself and I thank you for that but this is something that needs to get put out there. I am extremely happy with Scott. We have a beautiful life together. Scott rubs my back every night before bed. He makes me breakfast everyday. He texts me cute little messages throughout my day. He takes me out to lunch and brings me home flowers. What you see on tv, is not my Scott. My Scott is a caring, responsible, loveable, friendly father and boyfriend. I love him to death and the reason we're not getting married yet is because we're happy with the way our life is now. Why change it? Why ruin something good just by adding stress to planning a wedding? 

Basically what i'm trying to say is, is if you don't have anything nice to say, leave us alone. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

Monday, May 23, 2011

A Glammed Up Mason Aka Our Little Robert.

Today has been a cray cray day! I had to wake Mason and myself up at about 6 this morning so we could get meet Kim and Khloe to shoot our commercial for Kardashian Kollection for Sears. You guys are gonna love it! The stuff is so cute! It'll be in Sears in August and yes, you will be able to afford it!

But as I type this, I'm getting my hair and make up worked on because we're still not done doing this commercial shoot. I'm pretty sure my makeup artist hates when I use my computer while she's trying to make me like purtiful but I figured now was a perfect time to update you guys, not like any of you care probably haha.

Kim and Khloe thought that they needed to put hair extensions in Mason's hair today. When we were younger we used to take Rob and dress him up as a little girl, complete torture for him. As soon as I saw the extensions in Mason's hair, I immediately pulled them out. I'm not going to let them torture him like we did Rob. They did manage to take pictures though before I pulled them out.


Unfortunately, Mason seemed to enjoy them. 

I also found that video I told you guys about, the Official Kardashian Family Music Video. Turns out a fan had downloaded the video and posted it on their youtube before Kendall and Kylie deleted it. Enjoy it guys! It's up above this little section.

I have been so exhausted with all of these photo shoots and commercial shoots lately. It's non stop cameras in my face lately. They did let us enjoy lunch though and they bought us an everything pizza. I treated myself and had two pieces and savored every bite. 

Have a great night everyone while we attempt to finish up this commercial shoot!
<3 Kourtney

Sunday, May 22, 2011

A day with my boys.

Mason decided he'd wake me up at 4:30 this morning. I don't know what made him wake up but I hope it doesn't become a daily ritual because I definitely don't function like that. Seven or eight is early enough for me! It's nice when he first wakes up though, he's so calm and it takes a while before he becomes his crazy self again. He just likes to relax, sit at his table and look at books or play with his duplo legos. His voice is so cute these days. He's very soft spoken. I can't wait till he starts saying more! 

It was sort of gloomy in LA this morning so we opted to not go to the park or do much outdoors. We stayed inside, I attempted to clean while Scott kept a eye on Mason and Mason did his own little thing. Then Kendall and Kylie called me asking if Scott, Mason and I wanted to go to lunch with them so that's what our afternoon consisted of.

Mason decided this morning that the staircase was a good place for all his balls. I must say though, I don't mind picking up after him. 

We're trying to teach him to pick up after himself but there's only so much you can teach a 17 month old. He's doing this new thing called silly kisses. It's a little hard to explain but it's wayyy too cute. He also gives bear hugs but in our house they're referred to as "Squeeze Hugs". 

Kendall and Kylie had posted a new video on their youtube from Bora Bora where every member of the family was lip synching to Katy Perry's song ET. Even Mason was included in the video, it was wayyy too cute however Kendall and Kylie deleted it and now I can't find it anymore. I really wanted to show you guys. I did post it on my facebook so some of you saw it before it got deleted. Now that the official Kardashian music video came out we can start our singing career. Hahah jk, But oh wait, Kim already started that. We'll leave that to her. I sound like a coyote in a trash compacter when I sing anyways soooo :)

I gave Mason some pees a little while earlier, (his favorite food) and unfortunately most of them landed on the carpet. Grrr. He now has pees smooshed on his tricycles wheels while Scott and I are stepping all over them. Scott turned to me and said "It feels like warm dog shit inbetween my toes" I don't know why/when/or how he stepped in warm dog shit but whatever you say hunnie!


I hope you all had a fantastic weekend!
Wishing you all a wonderful week.
<3 Kourtney

Saturday, May 21, 2011

My workout routine!

A lot of you have been asking how to get a body like mine. The secrets are written below.
Hands-On-Head Running
No equipment
Place hands behind head, elbows out, and start jogging [shown]. Pay attention to whether you drift to the left or right or if one side of your body starts to feel more fatigued than the other, which could mean you have a muscle imbalance (these moves should help that). Run for 3 to 5 minutes.


Narrow-Stance Lunge

12 to 15  

Butt, Legs 

Equipment: No equipment.

 Stand with feet hip-width apart and staggered, back toes no more than a foot from front heel.With hands on hips or out to sides, bend knees and lower into a lunge. Rise up and repeat. Do 12 to 15 reps. Switch sides to complete set.

 


Low Walking

20 steps front and back 
Butt, Legs
No equipment

Stand with feet hip-width apart and extend arms in front of you, hands clasped. Squat low. Walk forward 20 steps, then backward 20 steps.
High Knees
10 on each leg
Butt, Legs
No equipment

Skip forward, lifting your knee as high as you can with each step you take [shown]. Swing arms in opposition to legs and do 20 skips (10 per leg). If you're doing this inside and don't have room to go very far, use a step or bench: Step up on it with one foot and lift the other knee high; hop on balancing leg if you can. Do 10 reps on one leg, then switch sides and repeat to complete set.

Plank on Ball

20 times
Core 
Balance Ball

Place hands on a stability ball, wrists or elbows aligned under shoulders, and extend legs back so your body is straight from head to heels [shown]. Hold for 30 seconds to 1 minute. If this is too easy, raise one leg or move the ball forward and back a few inches 20 times and then from side to side 20 times.

 Side Running
4 runs each side 
Hamstrings

Run to the side for 30 seconds: Step out to the left with left foot [shown], then bring your right foot in next to it as you step out again with left foot (don’t cross legs in front of each other). Alternate between taking smaller strides— maybe 18 inches wide—and wider strides (2 feet or more). Continue for 30 seconds, then switch directions and repeat. Do 4 runs to each side.

Hope this helped you guys. Have fun and enjoy!
<3 Kourtney

First blog!


There is nothing I enjoy more in this world than blogging. I could seriously go on for hours about my day, my life, Mason, my family & friends, my job, my projects, ect. I think I did this whole blog thing just to hear myself talk but hey, what ever helps you cope, Right?

I asked you guys what you wanted me to talk about for my first blog post and all though I didn't get that much feedback I did get some. I'm assuming most the world is still sleeping still anyways. The feedback I did get was blog about your workout routine, Mason, Scott, and marriage. So this first blog post will be all about Mason, Scott and I and what we've been up to lately. Marriage and my workout routine can wait for either later today or another day all together.

Mason is 17 months old now and finally starting to cause trouble! He developed this new stage which neither Scott nor I really appreciate, it's called saying no ALL THE TIME! Everything you ask him, the answer is always no. Yes has not become apart of his vocabulary yet. You could even ask him if he wants ice cream and the answer will still be no. He's very determined to do things on his own now. The last thing he wants is for you to feed him. Duh, what was I thinking trying to feed him? He can obviously do it on his own and manage to make a mess of the table and himself while doing it. How considerate Mason :)
We're trying to teach him the concept of manners even though they may be a little hard to pronounce. It's never too early to start! He also is sort of starting to dress himself. He has the concept down pretty well but he's still a little unstable when it comes to putting his pants while holding himself up with only one leg.
People always tell me that toddlers are never modest, that they don't even know what that is. I beg to differ. When Mason was about 6-8 months we let him crawl around naked constantly and he absolutely loved it but now that's he older, he'd rather be dead than have people see him naked. He starts to whine, cry, and say no if I try to take his clothes off in front of other people, including my family but as soon as we go into a seperate room he's fine and lets the job be taken care of. He's a funny little guy.
He's also made a new name for my sister Kim. He's been calling Kim by her actual name until this past week where he started to call her Auntie Kiki which I just think is absolutely adorable. Kim isn't too fond of it but she says she'll take what she can get. She adores him more than anyone else I think and she's going to be such a fantastic mother someday.

Scott's and my life has been crazy busy lately as well. We just bought a house together in Malibu a few months back and if there's one thing you need to know about me its that, i'm a perfectionist... unfortunately. I would rather have things sit in boxes around my house for years than have it not be perfect. It's not one of my best qualities but it'll do. We're still trying to unpack and figure out where things should go, where they'd look good ect. If you go on my facebook, I added pictures of the inside as well as the outside of the house and as you can see, the walls are pretty bare in some rooms. Mason's room probably needs the most work. We painted his room a light yellow and then his crib bedding is yellow and blue so that's sort of our theme for his room; Yellow and blue. We still need lots of wall decorations though before it starts to look homely.

Well, I hope I did good for a first blog entry.
Have a great day everyone!
<3 Kourtney